Thursday, July 16, 2009

Day by day

Time pass by day by day, it was just like a blink of eyes.
I can see your tiredness everyday,
I can sense your helplessness,
how I wish we could enrich ourselves,
in all situation,
to live a better life.

I wish you happy and healthy, always.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

清明又来了

人面不知何处去,桃花依然笑春风。

Monday, December 15, 2008

老曹

#1: 日常生活中,經常會睇到低收入人士自嘲「無財可理」,放棄通過理財去改善自己生活。幸好1967年夏季我老曹離開中學之後,一早已知道理財嘅重要性──當年月入270元(如以購買力計,相等於今天月入5400元左右)。如果冇理財,今天我老曹會點樣?

#2: 唔少低收入人士每月發下嘅人工,往錢包裡一塞,或者有信用卡數要找,成為「月光」一族(月月用清光),消費與收入相抵,毫無積蓄。既唔開源又唔節流,多D錢便買時裝、化妝品、電子用品或出外旅行,飲飲食食又從唔精打細算,自己窮又可怪誰?

不辛苦又怎得世間財?!

Didi moves to new childcare building

didi: "papa, I don't want to go to jiejie's d'monte"
papa: " all your friends will be there"
upon arrival, from outside, he saw nobody. then he said, "see, nobody comes here one"
but when we walked inside, we saw all his friends there.
I asked teacher samini to let him eat his donut.

2nd hit

As expected, 10% cut as happenned in year 2001 when I first joined the company. But I didn't expect it to be so soon to take effect in January 2009.

I believe, there'll be more to come....
Just take it and live with it.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

怪招


姐弟不约而同怪招看表演。。。
哈,有谁赶说他们不是亲姐弟!

Thursday, November 13, 2008

家里有鲨鱼啊






数天前家里养了两条金鱼。金鱼颜色鲜艳,非常好看。对小孩更是兴奋。

不过,景衍却有他另一个想法。。。昨天午后,他说很怕去厨房,约我陪他一块儿去。

me: Don't worry son, no monster at the back.

son: No mama, it's not monster. The gold fish is growing big and turning into shark, it going to bite me

me: .....

Monday, November 3, 2008

笑一笑

简简单单的一侧笑话,可以让我笑上大半天。。。

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一天,殡仪馆送来了三个人,说也奇怪,他们死后的笑容都是 ^_^......

殡仪馆管理员很纳闷的问 police :为什么他们死后的脸竟然会是^_^呢?

police说:这...... 说来话长......你看左边那个人 ......他是跟她老婆在共度春宵时......在最激情的那一刻 ...... 受不了......掛了

管理员就回答说:唉......願在花下死......做鬼也風流 ...... 那中间那一个是怎么死的?

police:中间那一个喔 ......他呀......真是人间慘剧...... 他走在路上......忽然听见自己中了头彩...... 奖金 7亿多..他开心的哈哈大笑时.......卻被迎面而来的车给撞上 ......结果......掛了......

管理员回答说:唉 ......他真的是沒有福气享受这榮华富贵的后半辈子......那剩下的这一个呢?

police: ......这一个死的就有点可怜了......他是爬上树的时候被雷给劈死了

管理员回答说:...... 这就有点不对了,被雷劈到为什么还会笑呢......

police 说:因为他爬上树后以为.....突然一道闪电......他以为...... 有人给他拍照......

Friday, October 24, 2008

亲爱的护士小姐

昨晚无端端扭伤左手背臂,疼疼疼呀!

今晨一早到公司就去看医生。一踏进公司药行,便向护士小姐登记。护士小姐吩咐我在外等叫名才进去医生房。在外等了越十分钟,护士小姐就叫我进去,然后给我药,交代怎么吃。。。虾米?我还没看医生你就知道我什么事?护士小姐:哦!。。。搞错, 请到外面再等一下。

Ok, 到我看医生了,医生说 “kin chek teo,吃些药会好些。念了三种药名, 之一是ponstern, 另一是pain killer。谢了医生就离开了。从护士小姐拿了三包药就回桌位。

喔?拿了什么药啊我?一包药贴上标签不是我的名字! 又没备注药名。还好另两包都有备注药名和名字.

亲爱的护士小姐,你说我该不该吃那包药?
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